Do you ever feel like you need a rest day in between your days off and going back to work? I had a really good week and weekend but I really felt rushed this morning. I screwed up work today because I didn't call 2 people. Dang it! Things up to this point had been going really well. Now 2 volunteers who wanted to help are left feeling unwanted and Damon, who needs help at the hatchery is left short handed. I will hopefully be able to patch relationships by the end of the week, but nothing is going to change the fact that Damon was by himself at 8 o'clock this morning.

I've been at a Serve Idaho Conference in Boise all week. I wish everyone could have gone. We learned SOOO much! I don't really have time to blog it all (not that anyone wants to read it all anyways) but the basic idea is just to be a good, proactive, influential, organized, efficient, diverse person. I also got to spend quite a bit of time with Tolman. Well, more than we usually do. I think we spent most of our time climbing, which is normal for us, but we did go out to eat and go to a biking shop and eat dinner at his sisters house.

Thursday night I headed back to Idaho Falls. The roads were absolutely terrible and there were cars and trucks all over the side of the road.

The next morning, bright and early, Mary, Kori, Heidi and I headed down to Utah :) I don't even know what we did on Friday. I think we just hung out with my family. Friday night Kori hung out with Mary and Angela and I went with Jens and Adam to the Quarry sp? to climb. They had some fun routes, but I didn't really like the gym. There was no bouldering section and they made you belay a certain way that I thought was dumb. The worst part was that the guy was a jerk about it. But after I got over my lame feelings of repression it was a really good night.

Saturday started off early with me driving my dad to work so we could use the car. I got home, showered and Kori and I made a couple of lasagnas to help my mom out. Sterling had 4 or 5 of his friends over and she was stressing about dinner. I guess it didn't help that I had 5 people stay the night to! I really think my mom and dad like it though. They've always wanted to have a big house that everyone felt welcome at. After cooking Kori and I headed up to check out the new climbing gym by the Sandy REI. It was definitely worth it. The gym was HUGE and it had a great bouldering section where we spent all of our time because the rest of it was still under construction.

After climbing Kori went to hang out with Marcus and I went to see Sterlings play. It was good. I had fun watching Sterling sing and dance on stage. Saturday night Mary, Angela, Jens, Adam, Kori, and 4 of Sterlings friends stayed the night. It was a full house but if you've seen our house you know it can handle it.

Sunday we all made a killer breakfast and hung out for a while before going to Stake Conference. It was uplifting. After church I finally got to talk to my dad for a little bit. Kind of funny because most of why I wanted to go down was to see my dad because of his birthday and his unfortunate trip to the hospital. Well, I guess this is long enough. Sorry there are no pictures...I was to involved in the activities.

Ok, I have to post this email I got. It's pretty funny:

Deer Roping

I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed
it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first
step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since they
congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me
when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at
the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away)
that it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag
over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.



I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The
cattle, who had seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They
were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes my deer showed up - 3
of them.

I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the
feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I
wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a
good hold. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could
tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. I took a
step towards it...it took a step away. I put a little tension on the
rope and received an education.

The first thing that I learned is that while a deer may just stand there
looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when
you start pulling on that rope. That deer EXPLODED.

The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT
stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I
could fight down with a rope with some dignity. A deer, no chance.

That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no
controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off
my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me
that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I
originally imagined. The only up side is that they do not have as much
stamina as many animals. A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not
nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get
up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded
by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head.

At that point I had lost my taste for corn fed venison. I just wanted to
get that devil creature off the end of that rope. I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slow
and painfully somewhere. At the time, there was no love at all between
me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing and I would venture
a guess that the feeling was mutual. Despite the gash in my head and the
several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by
bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the
ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a
small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the
situation we were in, so I didn't want the deer to have it suffer a slow
death so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the
feeder - a little trap I had set before hand. Kind of like a squeeze
chute.

I got it to back in there and started moving up so I could get my rope
back.

Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years would
have thought that a deer would bite somebody so I was very surprised
when I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of
my wrist. Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a
horse where they just bite you and then let go. A deer bites you and
shakes its head - almost like a pit bull.

They bite HARD and it hurts.

The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and
draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was
ineffective. It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several
minutes, but it was likely only several seconds. I, being smarter than a
deer (though you may be questioning that claim by now) tricked it.

While I kept it busy tearing the bejesus out of my right arm, I reached
up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose.

That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day. Deer
will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on their
back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their
hooves are surprisingly sharp. I learned a long time ago that when an
animal like a horse strikes at you with their hooves and you can't get
away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise and make
an aggressive move towards the animal. This will usually cause them to
back down a bit so you can escape. This was not a horse. This was a
deer, so obviously such trickery would not work. In the course of a
millisecond I devised a different strategy. I screamed like woman and
tried to turn and run.

The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a
horse that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit
you in the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses
after all, besides being twice as strong and three times as evil,
because the second I turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the
head and knocked me down.

Now when a deer paws at you and knocks you down it does not immediately
leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. What
they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you
are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head.

I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away.

Now for the local legend. I was pretty beat up. My scalp was split open,
I had several large goose eggs, my wrist was bleeding pretty good and
felt broken (it turned out to be just badly bruised) and my back was
bleeding in a few places, though my insulated canvas jacket had
protected me from most of the worst of it. I drove to the nearest place,
which was the co-op. I got out of the truck, covered in blood and dust
and looking like hell. The guy who ran the place saw me through the
window and came running out yelling "what happened?"

I have never seen any law in the state of Kansas that would prohibit an
individual from roping a deer. I suspect that this is an area that they
have overlooked entirely. Knowing, as I do, the lengths to which law
enforcement personnel will go to exercise their power, I was concerned
that they may find a way to twist the existing laws to paint my actions
as criminal. I swear...not wanting to admit that I had done something
monumentally stupid played no part in my response. I told him "I was
attacked by a deer". I did not mention that at the time I had a rope on
it.

The evidence was all over my body. Deer prints on the back of my jacket
where it had stomped all over me and a large deer print on my face where
it had struck me there. I asked him to call somebody to come get me. I
didn't think I could make it home on my own. He did. Later that
afternoon, a game warden showed up at my house and wanted to know about
the deer attack. Surprisingly, deer attacks are a rare thing and
wildlife and parks was interested in the event. I tried to describe the
attack as completely and accurately as I could. I was filling the grain
hopper and this deer came out of nowhere and just started kicking the
hell out of me and BIT me. It was obviously rabid or insane or
something.

EVERYBODY for miles around knows about the deer attack (the guy at the
co-op has a big mouth). For several weeks people dragged their kids in
the house when they saw deer around and the local ranchers carried
rifles when they filled their feeders. I have told several people the
story, but NEVER anybody around here. I have to see these people every
day and as an outsider - a "city folk". I have enough trouble fitting in
without them snickering behind my back and whispering "there is the
dumbass that tried to rope the deer."