A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
work cocktail with her girlfriends when an
exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the
woman could not take her eyes off him.


The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As
all men will.)


Before she could offer her apologies for staring
so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll
do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to
do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
condition."


Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you
want me to do in just three words."



The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse,
which she pressed into the man's hand along with her
address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly
and meaningfully said....



"Clean my house."